UFO Denny Wants Recount In New Hampshire Democrat Primary
Texas has Ron Paul, we here in Ohio have Dennis Kucinich. Both imbeciles who are doing whatever they can to keep their name in the news so they remain relevant in this primary cycle. Ron Paul is a complete and utter moron, who couldn’t find a coherent thought with a seeing eye dog and a flashlight, has a collective of robotic simpleton supporters who bully news outlets like FoxNews into keeping him in debates he has no business attending and spam online polls to promote his impotent candidacy. Denny likewise has his nutcase followers like the tin-foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists who actually buy into the idea that Denny has been visited by extraterrestrials.
Even though Denny only captured 2% of Democratic voters, he feels as though it is his duty to demand a recount of ballots cast in Tuesday’s Democrat Primary.
From the AP via MyWay News:
Democrat Dennis Kucinich, who won less than 2 percent of the vote in the New Hampshire primary, said Thursday he wants a recount to ensure that all ballots in his party’s contest were counted. The Ohio congressman cited “serious and credible reports, allegations and rumors” about the integrity of Tuesday results.
Deputy Secretary of State David Scanlan said Kucinich is entitled to a statewide recount. But, under New Hampshire law, Kucinich will have to pay for it. Scanlan said he had “every confidence” the results are accurate.
In a letter dated Thursday, Kucinich said he does not expect significant changes in his vote total, but wants assurance that “100 percent of the voters had 100 percent of their votes counted.”
Kucinich alluded to online reports alleging disparities around the state between hand-counted ballots, which tended to favor Sen. Barack Obama, and machine-counted ones that tended to favor Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. He also noted the difference between pre-election polls, which indicated Obama would win, and Clinton’s triumph by a 39 percent to 37 percent margin.
Candidates who lose by 3 percentage or less are entitled to a recount for a $2,000 fee. Candidates who lose by more must pay for the full cost. Kucinich’s campaign said it was sending the $2,000 fee to start the recount.
The question is, why?
I have two theories, the first being that he cannot let go of the race because of mental defect. His obsessive compulsive nature is mingling with his conspiracy theorist, ufo hunting passions combining into a level of insanity which would drive Sigmund Freud into a lunatic rage.
The second theory is that he is concerned about Hillary winning the nomination and feels a genuine need to assist Barack Obama and John Edwards in their quests to derail the former inevitable candidate.
Either way, it’s insane. If you cannot improve your own position in the election, why pay for the recount?
One other reminder before I put this to bed. Dennis Kucinich is the last person in this country that should be involved in Congressional politics let alone Presidential politics. After-all he bankrupted the city of Cleveland while mayor and made the city into the laughing stock of the nation. But yet moronic Democrats from Cleveland gave this mental midget an opportunity to spend money out of our national treasure. This fact alone proves another theory of mine. It is my belief that leftists’ attention spans are about as lengthy as a grain of rice.
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