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March 31st, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Obama Goes Bowling for Voters – Doesn’t Do Well

in: Election 2008, Libtards on Parade, Lunatic Lefties, News, Opinion, Presidential Candidates, Stupidity

Gribbit IconSen. Barack Hussein Obama (D IL) has had his tank riding moment. He went bowling with Sen. Bob Casey (D PA) and housewife Roxanne Hart Saturday night.

Now before I pick on Barack Hussein’s pitiful performance on the ally, I must remind anyone who may have forgotten that bowling is a huge thing in the Keystone State. So Barack Hussein’s motivation behind his effort is purely political. He was pandering to voters and tried to make himself look like the regular Joe Sixpack which he isn’t. This is evident by his performance.

Obama scored a whopping 37. No, I didn’t miss a digit. It wasn’t a 237 or even a 137. His score was a 37. A 3rd grade class outing to the local Bowling ally would yield higher scores than that.

So what does he say after his staggering game?

From The Seattle Times:

“My economic plan is better than my bowling,” Obama told fellow bowlers Saturday evening at the Pleasant Valley Recreation Center.

“It has to be,” a man called out.

Actually, it may be worse.

A 37?!? Assuming that he played all 10 frames, with a possibility of 2 balls per frame, judging by the score I’ll also assume that he had no spares and heaven forbid a strike. That gives him an average of 1.85 pins per ball. Folks, that’s a lot of time in the gutter. And that is really the true metaphor for Saturday night’s excursion to the lanes. He wants to put America in the gutter. Elect him and he will.

UPDATE:

It seems that he did “almost” have a strike and did pick up a spare.

Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37. Casey had a score of 71 after getting a strike, and Hart, with one less frame, racked up a score of 82.

“I was terrible,” Obama laughed as he shook hands with a crowd that had gathered outside the building once word spread he was there.

H/T: Kender via telephone

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  • 1

    That is pretty damn bad.

    Ben on March 31st, 2008
  • 2

    The guy bowls like a girl…

    Sincerely
    Mark Mallory
    Mayor of Cincinnati

    Gordon on March 31st, 2008

 

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